Immoral acts toward the underaged

K: You have something in your hair, let me get it out.
J: J stands there holding 5 various (non-alcoholic) drinks in hand
K: Agh, it's not coming out, what is it? K Pinches and tugs at the clingy particle with more force
J: Well, I was doing a lot of babies.
K: .......
Man walking by: ........

This is why bboying was underground.
Imagine the first conversation between a breaker and a common person.

Breaker: Hey sup
Human: Hey
Breaker: Wanna watch me do a baby?
Human: No.

In other news I need to find a break dance crew/group I can apprentice (intern) myself with. Did I mention that they need to be in Japan?
I feel that these stipulations aren't too difficult to match. Right?

The last word(s): Slush is disgus...ting.