You clean up quite nicely!

Why do people use that phrase?
"clean up" brings to mind something that's wiped clean but someone who cleans up nicely isn't clean at all. In fact they're heavily made up.
I think I'll use that phrase from now on - make other people feel like they were dirty before they cleaned up.

Babies and little kids are getting cuter.
Stupid genetics, stop sending me messages.

The epitome of evil