Freshmen 15 here I come

I gained a pound since the beginning of winter break. This is not a big deal, you might contend, but wait! I also gained a pound since the beginning of the school year. A pound here, a pound there, soon there will be 15 pounds added on to my original frame! This is a slope I refuse to go down...

While studying in J's room he refused to give me chocolate in aid of my "starvation diet".
C: Relaxed on J's bed next to K, typing away on gchat Oh my god J, you take all the pleasures out of life.
J: Trying to study for Anthro Not true.
C: I bet you're the type who, while having sex, would be like "you know this can get you pregnant right?"

I spent all of today translating 11 sentences from Chinese to English. I gave up on the 12th sentence. Luckily I was able to find rather fruitful (flowerful) ways of occupying my time while procrastinating. Origami!
I went from a lily to what looked like a banana to a pro-rose that took me nearly an hour to make.

And here it is!

A picture of it in its 2 megapixel glory. Thank god for bluetooth technology.
Yes. That IS Chinese in the background.

Incriminating things to say while walking with someone else:
"Dang, what happened last night? I was so out of it..."
I can't remember the other quote now.
Poppycock, I ought to keep a notebook with me at all times.

Too gangsta for Harvard - we just don't care

K: Hey J, can you help me put on my hood? K has her hands stuffed into her pockets, yet they are still freezing in the single digits weather.
J: Just finished buttoning his own jacket and looks at K incredulously, Are you serious?
K: Nods
J: Agh, fine J helps K put on her hood
K: I'M IN MY HOOOOOODDDD.
J: ...hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The draw of a folded piece of paper from a basketball bowl reveals - I get to keep my single for the rest of the year. YES. Ensue fist pumpage.
If I had a double my roommates would not be able to stand my living style (people over late at night, 2 alarms going off). I wonder if people are really that excited to share a double, or maybe it's just a way to compensate for the fact that they, well, got a double.

Hawaiian music is soothing, as is John Legend.

I like these types of shots. They leave a lot of questions unanswered. Not the way I like it, but the way I like to leave other people.

Immoral acts toward the underaged

K: You have something in your hair, let me get it out.
J: J stands there holding 5 various (non-alcoholic) drinks in hand
K: Agh, it's not coming out, what is it? K Pinches and tugs at the clingy particle with more force
J: Well, I was doing a lot of babies.
K: .......
Man walking by: ........

This is why bboying was underground.
Imagine the first conversation between a breaker and a common person.

Breaker: Hey sup
Human: Hey
Breaker: Wanna watch me do a baby?
Human: No.

In other news I need to find a break dance crew/group I can apprentice (intern) myself with. Did I mention that they need to be in Japan?
I feel that these stipulations aren't too difficult to match. Right?

The last word(s): Slush is disgus...ting.