Freshmen 15 here I come

I gained a pound since the beginning of winter break. This is not a big deal, you might contend, but wait! I also gained a pound since the beginning of the school year. A pound here, a pound there, soon there will be 15 pounds added on to my original frame! This is a slope I refuse to go down...

While studying in J's room he refused to give me chocolate in aid of my "starvation diet".
C: Relaxed on J's bed next to K, typing away on gchat Oh my god J, you take all the pleasures out of life.
J: Trying to study for Anthro Not true.
C: I bet you're the type who, while having sex, would be like "you know this can get you pregnant right?"

I spent all of today translating 11 sentences from Chinese to English. I gave up on the 12th sentence. Luckily I was able to find rather fruitful (flowerful) ways of occupying my time while procrastinating. Origami!
I went from a lily to what looked like a banana to a pro-rose that took me nearly an hour to make.

And here it is!

A picture of it in its 2 megapixel glory. Thank god for bluetooth technology.
Yes. That IS Chinese in the background.

Incriminating things to say while walking with someone else:
"Dang, what happened last night? I was so out of it..."
I can't remember the other quote now.
Poppycock, I ought to keep a notebook with me at all times.