My school is the definition of awkward

Annenberg - Cambridge
J: Can you explain sex to me?
J is a youth of curious nature with a jovial look and a clean shaven face. The latter is due to mostly to ethnicity and not preferences of personal hygiene.
A&K: Why?
A has a look of mischief in her eyes as she obviously enjoys this topic of conversation. Her smile at this question is as wild as her mass of brown curly hair. Meanwhile K looks on with a bemused and slightly confused expression - judging J with every blink of her oriental eyes.
J: Well, I just don't want to be a layman
A: Oooohh! One of her many signature sounds You don't want to be a layman, but you want to be a laid man!
A and K crack up at this pun
J: I didn't think it was that funny
K: I thought it was pretty funny, I mean it fit
J: It most certainly fit
K: And as long as it fits that's all that really matters.
A, K, and J simultaneously look up to the heavens (or the high arches of the Berg) as they realized they have thus come to the ultimate truth of the matter. And happily they left the Freshman dining hall, most likely never to breech the subject in such a manner ever again.